{"id":134,"date":"2010-10-28T19:43:52","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T19:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/tvillingarnir\/?p=134"},"modified":"2010-10-28T23:15:03","modified_gmt":"2010-10-28T23:15:03","slug":"paradis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/?p=134","title":{"rendered":"Parad\u00eds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fj\u00f6lskyldan var a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a og eins og \u00e1 almennilegu \u00edslensku heimili \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00fdndi sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttirnar \u00e1 R\u00daV.<br \/>\n\u00de\u00f3runni rak \u00ed rogastans \u00feegar fr\u00e9ttama\u00f0urinn f\u00f3r a\u00f0 tala um Parad\u00eds.<br \/>\nH\u00fan sn\u00e9ri s\u00e9r a\u00f0 pabba s\u00ednum og sag\u00f0i \u00edbyggin: &#8220;Af hverju var ma\u00f0urinn a\u00f0 segja Tara D\u00eds pabbi?&#8221;, en eins og allir vita er \u00fea\u00f0 nafni\u00f0 \u00e1 fr\u00e6nku \u00feeirra.<br \/>\nPabbinn (alveg \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 brosa): &#8220;Hann sag\u00f0i ekki Tara D\u00eds, hann sag\u00f0i Parad\u00eds.&#8221;<br \/>\n\u00de\u00f3runn: &#8220;Nei! Tara D\u00eds!&#8221;<br \/>\nPabbinn, greinilega me\u00f0 P \u00e1 v\u00f6runum: &#8220;Parad\u00eds, elskan m\u00edn, Parad\u00eds&#8221; (me\u00f0 enn st\u00e6rra P-i \u00e1 v\u00f6runum)<br \/>\n\u00de\u00f3runn, me\u00f0 risast\u00f3rt T \u00e1 tungunni: &#8220;Tara D\u00eds&#8221;<br \/>\nPabbar eru n\u00e1tt\u00farulega vitlausir og kunna ekki a\u00f0 tala. Best a\u00f0 stafa \u00feetta svol\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir greyin.<\/p>\n<p>Me\u00f0 \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingarfullu augnar\u00e1\u00f0i sn\u00fdr pabbinn s\u00e9r a\u00f0 m\u00f6mmunni sem a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u fatta\u00f0i a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa \u00feessum \u00f3talandi pabba.<\/p>\n<p>Mamman: &#8220;Sj\u00e1\u00f0u \u00de\u00f3runn! Parad\u00eds&#8221; (me\u00f0 svipu\u00f0u P-i og pabbinn haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 me\u00f0).<br \/>\n\u00de\u00f3runn: &#8220;Tara D\u00eds&#8221;.<br \/>\nMamman: &#8220;Nei Parad\u00eds, me\u00f0 P-i&#8221;.<br \/>\n\u00de\u00f3runn: &#8220;Tara D\u00eds&#8221;<br \/>\nMamman: &#8220;Nei \u00de\u00f3runn&#8230; Parad\u00eds, me\u00f0 P-i. Ph, Ph, Ph arad\u00eds&#8221;<br \/>\n\u00de\u00f3runn:  &#8220;Ph-Tara D\u00eds&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u00f0 reynum kannski bara aftur seinna&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fj\u00f6lskyldan var a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a og eins og \u00e1 almennilegu \u00edslensku heimili \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00fdndi sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttirnar \u00e1 R\u00daV. \u00de\u00f3runni rak \u00ed rogastans \u00feegar fr\u00e9ttama\u00f0urinn f\u00f3r a\u00f0 tala um Parad\u00eds. H\u00fan sn\u00e9ri s\u00e9r a\u00f0 pabba s\u00ednum og sag\u00f0i \u00edbyggin: &#8220;Af hverju var ma\u00f0urinn a\u00f0 segja Tara D\u00eds pabbi?&#8221;, en eins og allir vita er \u00fea\u00f0 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/?p=134\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Parad\u00eds&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gullkorn","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":136,"href":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions\/136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tvillingarnir.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}